Join the Republican party if you cannot abide Democrats. You will probably loathe Republicans just as much, but there are fewer of them.

Actions speak louder than words; let your words teach and your actions speak.

The life of the body is the soul; the life of the soul is God.

A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."

Charity is the soul of faith, makes it alive; without love, faith dies.

The spirit of humility is sweeter than honey, and those who nourish themselves with this honey produce sweet fruit.

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend.

He prays best who does not know that he is praying.

Christians must lean on the Cross of Christ just as travelers lean on a staff when they begin a long journey.

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day. Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

I read. That's my form of travel.

One drop of truth can outweigh an ocean of lies

Life's too short to worry about injecting botulism into your face to get rid of a tiny line because you've laughed too much. To me, that's a bit warped.

I had been keeping an off eye on the advertising field, thinking I might become an idea man and a copywriter.

No question about that, the radicals are in charge.

For many people, illness - loss of health - represents the crisis situation that triggers an awakening. With serious illness comes awareness of your own mortality, the greatest loss of all.

The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now

Our way of managing and leading, rewarding and judging people is totally out of tune with the fact that we are all individuals.

Let the worst come to the worst.

I hate to sound like an old fuddy duddy, but the game has changed.