Jokes about butts WORKED.

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they'll ever get to being inside a working spaceship.

Be the gardener of gratitude to grow flowers of happiness in your garden.

It is almost impossible to live a life of failure if one learns to have faith in God and in oneself.

What people think is relative just like who people love.

Men trip not on mountains they stumble on stones.

It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart.

The second most important attribute of winners, after understanding the human dimension, is knowing what questions to ask, the rhetorical nature.

What we are confronted with now is a growing perception that if we desire a certain type of civilization and culture we must exterminate the sort of people who do not fit into it.

At the end of '69 I did a gig with Jean Luc Ponty here in L.A. He was an electric violinist.

My seeking has been to explain and illuminate the Negro condition in America and obliquely that of all human kind.

If you want to be a government in a minority Parliament, you have to work with other people.