Jokes are generally honest. Complete solemnity is always dishonest.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Is it as plainly in our living shown, By which way the wind hath blown?

But when she finally got the wings to fly she realized she had nowhere else to go to...

Shade for a manAnd shelter for animals, Planted in your name, May you be the same for those around you, Every year the same.

Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

Any community that remains an abstraction is an easy target for prejudice and cruelty, but any community that becomes fully humanized is much harder to treat in that way.

Venice, Italy, survives 365 days out of every year in water; New Orleans can survive a few days of water if it has to.

If you have a pre-conceived idea of the world, you edit information. When it leads you down a certain road, you don't challenge your own beliefs.

Nothing comes without a price.

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it