Jokes aside, let us turn to serious matters.

Carpe diem! Rejoice while you are alive; enjoy the day; live life to the fullest; make the most of what you have. It is later than you think.

Lost, yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered for they are gone forever.

Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident, and riches take wings. Only one thing endures and that is character.

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant.

It is impossible to enslave, mentally or socially, a bible-reading people. The principles of the bible are the groundwork of human freedom.

The great virtue of parents is a great dowry.

It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy.

Carpe diem. (Seize the day.)

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed.

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty. You may as well borrow a person's money as his time.

What else is there to do in college except drink beer or slit one's wrists?

Every woman is as bitter as gall. But she has two good moments: one in bed, the other at her death.

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.

You cannot by any chance fail if you persevere.

...one can hardly deny that mankind has a common store of thoughts which is transmitted from one generation to another.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

When life kicks you, let it kick you forward.

Accept the risen Jesus into your life. Even if you have been far away, take a small step towards Him. He awaits you with open arms.

A young actor once asked me, What do you do between jobs? I said, Hobbies, hobbies, and more hobbies.

See Christ, then you are a Christian; all else is talk.