Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

I'm beginning to wonder when the Doomsday Clock will be reset to five minutes before 1939?

While gazing at myself from yourself, I was beautiful.

The first principle of life is love. The second principle is kindness. The third principle is compassion. The fourth principle is trust. The firth principle is integrity.

We suffered today, because we know we have tomorrow, to live and to love.

They say the eyes are the window to the soul.

I always find it extremely hard to remember the act of beginning. I almost deliberately forget it.

some choices you make with your heart some with your head but when in doubt choose head over heart.... it will keep you alive. -merry gentry

One cannot begin a new dream without abandoning the last [one].

The best clients in the world are the people who cause you to struggle.

You know the hardest thing to do in Hollywood is burn bridges. There is usually some sucker who still likes me. There is usually some sucker who will still work with me.