Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

The parched soil of fear needs steady rain.

Home is where we tie one end of the thread of life.

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

Not out of mere charity, but because peace in our time requires the constant advance of those principles that our common creed describes; tolerance and opportunity, human dignity and justice.

There is no escaping the fact that when the taxation of large incomes is excessive, they tend to disappear.

The life of music is bigger than all of us.

There's only so many times you can kick a dog before it turns viscous. (Julian)

We are for religion against the religions.

... I am the same personal being who in old times upon the Earth had those experiences.