Joseph Kony is hiding somewhere in the Central African Republic. He is no longer a threat. We have already punished him. We provide our own safety.

Some people think that being in government for a long time is a bad thing. But the more you stay, the more you learn. I am now an expert in governance.

The island is in Kenya, the water is in Uganda... But the [Luos, a Kenyan ethnic group] are mad, they want to fish here but this is Uganda.

I don't pick up people. This is the work of the police. If there's anybody with a case, it's the police, not me.

I did not, I could not and I will never invite Obote, ... This is because Obote is someone who made a lot of mistakes in our history.

Africa is wealthy in natural resources; the problem is they are not optimally utilized.

What is the Geneva Convention on wars! I have never read it.

One of the emphases of the new democratic order is no impunity.

Refugee problems can only be solved in the region (of origin) - maybe with a little help from the UN. Governments must provide something for their countries. They need to deliver.

You cannot, for instance, sustainably protect the environment if the majority of the people are still in primitive agriculture leading to the encroachment of forest reserves.

May the soul of the late President Milton Obote... a long-time member of this parliament, rest in peace.

…for I look upon the Frasers to be about as unhappy as most other married people.

We do not fail to enjoy the fruit of the Spirit because we live in a sea of corruption

As for me all I know is that I know nothing.

Since day one, since the first time I touched the pen, I wanted to be the best at what I do.

Greatness exists like an ocean within you. Why do you want to act like a fish out of water, wriggling on the sand under the scorching sun? Look! The water is just one millimeter away! Jump in!

If you walk through life with ease and without any sense of entanglement, that is maturity.

You see somebody down, that's lonely, take them to lunch. Encourage them.

I'm very happy that the New York Times has spoken well of my stuff; who wouldn't be? But it's not a choice I made.

My father believed in me many times more than I believed in myself.

There aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.