Journalism is about covering important stories-with a pillow, until they stop moving.

I can't wait until dissent is patriotic again.

Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth.

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

When it comes to government policy, can we please stop using words like "architect"? Telling people what to do is not a skilled profession.

It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

If I'm in Malibu driving up and down Pacific Coast Highway, my '68 Dodge Charger usually is what I like to drive.

It can in no sense be said that heaven is outside of any one; it is within ... and a man, also, so far as he receives heaven, is a recipient, a heaven, and an angel.

If you put junk food in your body, your body will turn to junk.

We are not a monolithic group of individuals, not every single person believes the exact same thing.

There is nobody who is not dangerous for someone.

Trump's junk economics is the illusion that if we cut the taxes on the wealthiest brackets, it'll all trickle down. But it doesn't trickle down.

Living in fear is just another way of dying before your time.

When I got the chance I asked them a slew of questions. They offered to burn me; it was the only thing they knew.

As long as I am focusing on the faults of others, then I don't have to face my own.

I would like to repeat: I know absolutely nothing about [hacker's attacks], and Russia has never done anything like this at the State level.