Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the vulgarist.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.

Our waking life's desire to shape the world to our convenience invites all manner of paradox and difficulty.

Because every single one of us has something to say to the others, something that deserves to be celebrated or forgiven by others

As a man thinks of himself, so he is.

This war is being played in the realm of public opinion and has dire consequences for our soldiers in Iraq, the future of our country, and freedom around the world.

So my dad raised me, and he's a huge football fan.

Daily vitamins are of no value.

It's one thing to have the attitude of enlightenment and another thing to act in an enlightened way, which is conduct or activity.

Who feels no ills, should, therefore, fear them; and when fortune smiles, be doubly cautious, lest destruction come remorseless on him, and he fall unpitied.