Journalist: 'Have you received any death threats?' Harry Redknapp: 'Only from the wife when I didn't do the washing up!'.

If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

I've found myself on some days leaving home at three in the morning. I'm outside the training ground at five but they don't open up until seven. I'm just sitting there, listening to the radio.

He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world.

I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari.

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left.

I took Kanu on the Tuesday before the first game of the season because I never had any strikers. He said he hadn't kicked a ball since last season and I asked him if he'd been training.

Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.

Samassi Abou don’t speak the English too good.

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting some on yourself.

Falling in love is a wonderfully terrifying sensation.

With some money in your pocket you walk confidently, you talk confidently and you work confidently.

Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing.

We reduce things to mere Nature in order that we may "conquer" them.

Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.

We made bad use of immortality, and so ended up dying; Christ made good use of mortality, so that we might end up living.

I like that you can easily flip the sheets over and have a different feel or vibe in your room. You don't have to go get a whole brand-new set of sheets.

Two Arts degrees does not a life make.

Tear-falling pity dwells not in this eye.