Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

The goal is not to be delivered of your problem only but to be an instrument of God

Let a man's talents or virtues be what they may he will only feel satisfaction in his society as he is satisfied in himself.

We regard intelligence as man's main characteristic and we know that there is no superiority which intelligence cannot confer on us, no inferiority for which it cannot compensate.

The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

I think it's a very firm part of human nature that if you surround yourself with like-minded people, you'll end up thinking more extreme versions of what you thought before.

Love doesn't think twice, it comes all at once, or whispers from a distance.

Never quit. Never give up.

Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.

Mr. Speaker. I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases.

We have to have a deep, patient compassion for the fears of others and irrational mania of those who hate or condemn us.