Judge Crater - please call your office.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

I eat the hearts of girls and puke slugs and snails.

It may actually be more healthy to be disturbed, confused, or searching than confident, certain, and secure.

The stars are on the inside. They are effing beautiful.

If you don't want a generation of robots, fund the arts!

Real is better, The truth is better. Painful but better.

Asking's the easy bit. Then there's everything that comes after.

My dad was a magician too. Got in his car and disappeared.

i could go if i wantedshare the floorboards with someonein a place less haunted but i like it hereand i’m happy to stay in this mess on my ownin this home i have built for myself in my bones

You’re not like other girls, you know that, right?’ Ed asks.‘I’ve been aware of the problem, ’ I tell him.

Hope combined with action is the only thing that will bring you contentment.

He who doesn't see the essence of books shall surely be ruled by those who find and value the real essence of books.

To be a disciple is to be committed to Jesus Christ as Savior and Lord and committed to following Him every day. To be a disciple is also to be disciplined in our bodies, minds, and souls.

I want to ripoff your logic and make passionate sense to you.

It is our duty as men and women to proceed as though the limits of our abilities do not exist.

Watch out for people who feel weak. They may want to feel strong one day and you might not survive that moment.

The practical effect of Christianity is happiness, therefore let it be spread abroad everywhere!

You see a lot of sketch variety shows where each segment is one joke that they repeat over and over and over again, and the sketches are always three or four minutes too long.

All of the things that the bible warns you of being: jealous, covetous, murderous, selfish, etc., that's kind of how humans are.

I am not a serious person. I don't claim any profundity for any of my writing.