Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.

Do not bid your dreams away!

The most basic and somehow forgettable thing is this: Love is not pain. Love is goodness. And real love--it's less shiny than solid and simple.

Do not settle for labels that presume you will never heal. Believe in yourself. Find a tribe who understands and believes in you too. Don't ever give up.

We will have to work hard to rest.

Remember no matter how many candles you blow out this year there's one gal who will always think of you as young strong and handsome - your mother.

Many Christians have the mistaken notion that eternal life begins when they die. But that is not biblically accurate. Eternal life begins when we are born again into the Kingdom of God.

When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.

I hear a sudden cry of pain! There is a rabbit in a snare.

The sight of a certain depressed-to-the-max head of seaweed has made me quite ill.

Change. But start slowly, because direction is more important than speed