Judith (sadly): A change has come over my children of late. I have tried to shut my eyes to it, but in vain. At my time of life one must face bitter facts!

Eyes shows lies.

Wrapped in a mother’s love is the most beautiful and safest place on earth for a child.

The hangover: such a cure, she thinks, for overthinking.

I wasn't somebody who raised his finger and then talked in a hushed voice. I always shouted.

The idea of disembodied spirits is wholly unsupported by evidence, and I cannot accept it.

We love dirty oral on the Down Low, but no going steady.

Infants, I note with envy, are receptive to enjoyment in a degree not attained by adults this side of the new Jerusalem.

I need to work outside government, on my own.

Swimming always cleans your soul

Nowadays, everything's evolved into superheroes and it's boring. If I see one more superhero movie I'm going to shoot myself.