Judy Blume excels at describing how it feels to be invisible. So how poetic is it that Blume herself is suddenly everywhere?

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Infinite and finite are both mental constructs.

I was born to other things.

Other people's eggs have two yolks.

I think that we have to consciously be aware that every moment we're in, every different stage in our lives, we can control.

A scab'd horse cannot abide the comb.

One paints from nature not in order to copy, but to express feelings of grandeur.

Man was not then considered a good goldsmith unless he could draw well.

There are some men whose only mission among others is to act as intermediaries; one crosses them like bridges and keeps going.

The writer’s life is a life of revisions.

The playthings of our elders are called business.