Jump in the urinal and stand on your head. I'm the one that's alive. You're all dead.

The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words.

There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Everything in life is just for a while.

It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.

Reality is just a point of view.

There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive.

To fight the Empire is to be infected by its derangement.... Whoever defeats the Empire becomes the Empire; it proliferates like a virus.

Just because something bears the aspect of the inevitable one should not, therefore, go along willingly with it.

…we all lie to ourselves; we tell our own selves more lies than we ever do other people.

The minutes will Tick, the days will Pass, the Journey is Ours, Smile while it Lasts.

Do you love me?’ he asked instead. ‘Because if you don’t, I’d wait until you did. I’d wait weeks and months and years.

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.

The victor belongs to the spoils.

If there ever was a time that nothing existed, then nothing would exist now

Fatherhood will put a man through a lot, but it's a tremendous job, the best in the world - even better than playing basketball.

Nothing is as dangerous as an ignorant friend; a wise enemy is to be preferred.

The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.

I used to say I would never run unless I was being chased by someone with a gun. Now I'm a little obsessed with it!

I feel amazing right now. I just feel like dancing.