Jump out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come alive.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.

The most perfect magic for a child is the touch of a loving hand!

Thing about witches

I may not have gone to high school every day, but I spent whole a lot of my adolescence feeling vulnerable and confused and alone... just like everybody else.

True thoughts are those alone which do not understand themselves.

It's important to make a statement, but don't kill yourself over it. You have to make an effort, but not go overboard.

You don't ask a juggler which ball is highest in priority. Success is to do it all.

I wasn't a normal professor. I had worked in government. I hadn't written nine zillion books. I was a hands-on professor.

It's sometimes hard to talk about politics and art. Obviously, I have my core beliefs, but I think art is best when it's troublesome and pushes against stuff.

Love itself describes its own perfection. Be speechless and listen.