Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.

You were bred for humanity and sold to society. One day you'll wake up in the present day, a million generations removed from the expectations of being who you really want to be.

To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.

How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?

Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.

My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.

In the beginning Man created God: and in the image of Man created he him.

He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall, and the all time winner has got him by the fun.

Who would be a poor man, a beggar man, a thief, if he held a rich man in his hand?

She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.

Songs from the wood make you feel much better.

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it.

Most of the good executives do pretty well. Because to be a good executive you have to be strong, and you have to have a simple attribute that people have forgotten about - courage.

A good eater must be a good man; for a good eater must have a good digestion, and a good digestion depends upon a good conscience.

One of the big secrets of finding time is not to watch television.

Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen.

Wit sometimes enables us to act rudely with impunity.

We ought to fear a man who hates himself, for we are at risk of becoming victims of his anger and revenge. Let us then try to lure him into self-love.

Love and fear represent two different lenses through which to view the world. Which I choose to use will determine what I think I see.

One loves one's country the way one loves a family member. And sometimes that family member does really embarrassing, shitty things. But you still love them.

If it is cheap enough, we don't care what it is.