Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

What are we doing here? Has something gone wrong?”“Oh no, Ron, ” came Fred’s voice, very sarcastically. “No, this is exactly where we wanted to end up.

God has a plan for you but He does not plan for you

I would love a robot butler.

Our industry is full of all sorts of eccentricities and one of them is owning property.

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.

So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" ... "HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!

Was it confusing because it was artistic, or artistic because it was confusing?

The cowboy movies is not our go-to programmer anymore, here's a horror film.

An entrepreneur assumes the risk and is dedicated and committed to the success of whatever he or she undertakes.

The scenery was very beautiful. But I did not see The Great Wall [of China].