Junkies find veins in their toes when the veins in their arms collapse. Developing tars sands is the equivalent.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything that's wonderful, Is sure to come your way

A zebra does not change its spots.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

We know that he has stored secret supplies of biological and chemical weapons throughout his country.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

When people meet me I think they're surprised to find out I'm not always angst-ridden.

This generation does not understand the wealth of time. No wonder there are only a few superstars and great men emerging from this generation.

I have got the Arctic lure and will certainly go North again.

The best source of information to use as frequently as possible......is your own bullshit meter.

If Thou canst do something with us and through us, then please, God, do something without us! Bypass us and take up a people who now know Thee not!

Time cannot be expanded accumulated mortgaged hastened or retarded.

Football is one-third offense, one-third defense, and one-third special teams.

Half-truths are like half a brick - they can be thrown farther.

People don't like change when it comes to changing their own lifestyle habits.

I didn't set out to write certain kinds of songs - I just set out to write good songs.

What happened? Satan was busy?