Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

The point that I think myself to be so terribly clever is the precise point at which I am beginning to think myself to be god-like, which causes me to become God-less.

Do not despair. Have faith. It is going to work out and you will be delivered.

Any time you talk about your own stuff you sound self-aggrandising.

The brain, is the most complex thing we have yet discovered in our universe.

Writing history is a method of getting rid of the past.

I make independent movies. I don't know how to do anything else. I don't know any other job that I could really get.

I swear by Neutrogena facial wash - I never sleep in my makeup!

I'm fitter than I've ever been, I'm actually very, very healthy and I'm happy.

The fundamental concepts of physical science, it is now understood, are abstractions, framed by our mind, so as to bring order to an apparent chaos of phenomena.

Hunger, love, vanity, and fear. There are four great motives of human action.