Just FYI, in your case, I think it’s okay to fear the reaper.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

Let no one expect anything of certainty from astronomy, lest if anyone take as true that which has been constructed for another use, he go away... a bigger fool than when he came to it.

My father could look straight ahead but concentrate on something on the very edge of his vision, almost nearly behind him.

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.

Living in your dreams meant bitter disappointment when you woke up.

Forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.

There are hundreds of ways to make money using the Internet.

I'm a people person and I've met some great people along the way and made some great friends.

True love is an act of total surrender.

My favorite movies are movies that I go in and I leave deeply affected. Whether I laugh really hard or whether I cry really hard, I just want to feel really affected in that moment.

Perfect love casteth out fear.