Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

The liberal ideal is that everyone should have fair access and fair opportunity. This is not equality of result. It's equality of opportunity. There's a fundamental difference.

When the shriveled skin of the ordinary is stuffed out with meaning, it satisfies the senses amazingly.

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

I want to really stress this, I am a director, an actor, producer, action choreographer, and I'm also an investor.

There's no observational evidence that I know of that indicates electric and magnetic forces are important on cosmological scales.

Habits wear more constantly and with greatest force than reason, which, when we have most need of it, is seldom fairly consulted, and more rarely obeyed

Never reveal all of yourself to other people; hold back something in reserve so that people are never quite sure if they really know you.

A is for Answering all your prayers, N is for kNowing that your loverman's going to be the answer.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.