Just as soon as you attain to one ambition you see another one glittering higher up still. It does make life so interesting.

We can't always take the most obvious road in life.

I went looking for my dreams outside of myself and discovered, it's not what the world holds for you, it's what you bring to it.

But if you only knew how many things I want to say and don't.

You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair... People who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is.

I had the most beautiful set of theories you ever knew when I started out as a schoolma'am, but every one of them has failed me at some pinch or another.

November is usually such a disagreeable month as if the year had suddenly found out she was growing old and could do nothing but weep and fret over it.

Oh, I know I'll improve. It's just that my life is a perfect graveyard of buried hopes now. That's a sentence I read once, and I say it over to comfort myself in these times that try the soul.

No matter where I go or how I change, I'll always be your Anne. Anne of Green Gables.

I just love bright red drinks!

I can't eat. I can never eat when I'm in the depths of despair.

Vision without Mission is Lame

People are fond of saying this or that "changed my life." What they mean is something influenced their life. Only Jesus Christ--or WITSEC--can really change a life.

There's no one who's dropped on top of the mountain. You've got to work your way to the top.

The incredible diversity oflife on this planet, most of which is microbial, can only beunderstood in an evolutionary framework

The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

There’s nothing more emotional than looking out at an audience and knowing they’re there because they understand.

Conservatism cherishes tradition; innovation fetishizes novelty. They tug in different directions, the one toward the past, the other toward the future.

Making mistakes is human ... repeating 'em is too.

The time has come to develop integrated global policies.

The only way I knew I was ready to come out was I was being driven crazy by the fact that I was not out.