Just be wrong. Just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong, and get used to it.

Of all the vices incident to man, lying is the most mean, most contemptible; it evinces a very weak, depraved heart, which shrinks at the exposure of motives and of actions.

Firstly I commit my Soul into the hands of God, its great and benevolent author.

In a world as wrong as this one, all we can do is make things as right as we can.

I enjoyed the army reserve, and I learned a lot from it, but I also... it helped me work out that I didn't want to live in that kind of closed environment.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

Not too worried about fighting for titles, but just fighting the best competition at the Welterweight division. I'll be happy with that.

I would love to have a drink with Meryl Streep or Prince. Those are my top two people I would love to talk to.

Good morning, Lord! What are You up to today? Can I be a part of it? Thank You. Amen.

I think you make mistakes, especially in your twenties, where you date guys you wouldn't even be friends with - ever.

I may be biased, but I think jackals are cute and cuddly, even if they were known for digging up graves in Ancient Egypt.

And my Saab is so great I'm gonna marry it.

If I cannot move heaven, I will raise hell.