Just because 2 billion people believe it, doesn't mean it's true.

Run! Life's too short to walk. Unless you don't know where you're running to, then move very slowly.

No one in the world is really over 28. I wish I had known that when I thought I was 40.

The worst thing about getting older is you discover that most of the performers in the shows you used to watch are now younger than you. Suddenly, everything become less believable.

Chatting with someone who has no life experience is like consulting a dentist. You know the answers will be painful but you have to ask.

You want a partnership? I've heard a lot about partnerships. Sure. I'll partner with you. You do all the work and I'll take 80%.

If you're in your 20s now, by the time you're 75, you'll be able to live 'til you're 150. By the time you're 150 you'll be able to live 'til you're 300. See you at your 1000th birthday party!

But God caused knowledge to be given to Adam and those with him, so that the kings of chaos and the underworld might not lord it over them." [--Jesus]

Relationships are give-and-take, and when you're a tennis player, you're certainly not giving. You have to be self-absorbed. It has to be about you.

To me, the decathlon is its own little society and I am part of that culture.

The only bowl Rutgers is going to is the one I just got off of.

Shipwreck in youth is sorrowful enough, but one looks for storms at the spring equinox. Yet it is the September equinox that drowns.

As riches and honor forsake a man, we discover him to be a fool, but nobody could find it out in his prosperity.

Although love unreturned can drive you to despair, trust that somewhere out there, someone is waiting just for you.

... and because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second.

In Hollywood, as I've often said, if you don't sing or dance, you end up as an after-dinner speaker.

When you look at the biggest study of the American dream, the number-one correlate for upward mobility is having two parents in a home. It doesn't matter if they're male or female.