Just because I'm flaunting it doesn't mean you can stare for hours on end. A polite ogle is appreciated and suitable for a flaunt. Slobbering is not.

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

...my soul bleeding tears of anguish

Maybe I could just James Bond my way down the cable if I draped the scarf over it, clinging to the ends as my body careened down it to safety-- Careened. What an ugly word that was

Dammit, Jim. I'm a Guardian, not a doctor.

Yes, he is a man, so genetically he's engineered to be dense about many things, but he's not stupid.

My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore.

Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth?

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I'm fine with wither, so it doesn't matter to me.

You took a bath without me?" I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy "I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy

A thousand words blossomed to her lips and died there, because no amount of speaking could communicate the depths of how he’d affected her. Of how he’d changed her.

I have trouble controlling my base emotions when the moon is full, but anger is the hardest for me. If I'm mad, I turn into the Hulk. Except I'm not green.

Any problem is insignificant to whom do not have it

That sovereign of insufferables.

If there is a look of human eyes that tells of perpetual loneliness, so there is also the familiar look that is the sign of perpetual crowds.

Retirement is a waste of time. The economy needs you!

Children have but little charity for one another's defects

Every luminary in the constellation of human greatness, like the stars, comes out in the darkness to shine with the reflected light of God.

Anyone who is seriously interested in me would usually do a little more homework and realise that the extreme criticisms are almost exclusively ideologically based.

I dream of a Digital India where high-speed Digital Highways unite the Nation.