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Christopher Moore Quotes: Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory
         

Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory


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He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.



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It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.



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If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.



Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.



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Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.



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I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.



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So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?





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The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another.



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But what's a writer for? The whole point is to put yourself into other lives, other heads-writers have always done that. If you screw up, so someone will tell you, that's all.



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