Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

When you walk a tightrope, you don't want to be eating buttered popcorn.

Only those who do not practice sin can stand in the presence of the holy God." -"I NEVER KNEW YOU

As it almost always was when I'd been too self-centered to see the truth of the matter, I felt impossibly foolish.

I'd go without food if I could have a flower.

When love is suppressed hate takes its place.

My paintings do not have a center, but depend on the same amount of interest throughout.

Come what may, I have been blest.

Weakness is hard, but it doesn't have to mean defeat. It's our opportunity to experience God's power firsthand.

The trouble with radicals is that they only read radical literature, and the trouble with conservatives is that they don't read anything

It would probably astound each of them beyond measure to be let into his neighbor's mind and to find how different the scenery there was from that in his own.