Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Do unto others, then run

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Without gospel, how could know the great grace of salvation?

Get this, kids - how a man proposes isn't what makes him romantic. It's how a man purposes to lay down his life that makes him romantic.

I think to just single out a highlight of Elvis's career is pretty much impossible. As far as being a fan of his, a lifetime fan, there were just too many highlights.

I play a recurring role for a character named Doctor Imo. I assist the villain and show up from time to time.

Only atheists attempt to comprehend god with their mind.

The generous way of putting it is that we were not ready for this. The less generous way is to say: How was it possible to return to the politics of appeasement of the 1930s?

We only have to capture 1/10,000th of the solar energy landing on earth to completely satisfy all our energy needs.

Perhaps without the lows, the highs could not be reached.

I've got tonnes of aboriginal and Native American art, but I'd like even more.

Events tend to recur in cycles.