Just because people tell you it can't be done, that doesn't necessarily mean that it can't be done. It just means that they can't do it.

If you don't handle [exceptions], we shut your application down. That dramatically increases the reliability of the system.

Happiness comes from within

Your choice of programming model also is your choice of programming model, so to speak.

That’s all there is to life, you know. Fun things, we just need to remember to enjoy them or we waste it all.

Said Opie Read to E.P. Roe, "How do you like Gaboriau?""I like him very much indeed!"Said E.P. Roe to Opie Read.

How much you are close you see less!

No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.

I can write better plays than any living danced, and dance better than any living playwright.

I feel ruefully sure, also, that one must be at least one sort of fool to rush in over ground so well trodden by the angels.

Oh, please," I rolled my eyes, "You're a leftie, Barrons." "Touche, Ms. Lane," he murmured.

As a beast of toil an ox is fixed capital. If he is eaten, he no longer functions as an instrument of labour, nor as fixed capital either.

For the snark was a boojum, you see.

I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show.