Just because some of us make a mistake in love once doesn't mean we're doomed to repeat it.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

True heroes and ideas never fall in the final sense of the word. They can only encounter temporary setbacks in their difficult journey to progress and success,

A good [short story] would take me out of myself and then stuff me back in, outsized, now, and uneasy with the fit.

We grow when the walls press in. We grow when life steals our control. We grow in darkness.

The church’s main task is to fuel having a fulfilled destiny

Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.

Whenever you see someone react to something they're reading on their phone, that's life being lived.

If there’s a heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached.

I trust I may be enabled in the treatment of patients always to act with a single eye to their good.

No well-informed person has declared a change of opinion to be inconstancy.

Through imagination, we can visualize the uncredited worlds of potential that lie within us.