Just because someone acts a certain way on TV, that doesn't mean he's like that in real life.

I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour. I'm funky like a monkey. Sky's the limit and space is the place!

Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Macho Madness.

Let me tell you now a man of my position can afford to look ridiculous at any time.

You will eat my rear rockets and like it! Ohhhh yeahhh!

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold!

I'm the tower of power, too sweet to be sour.

Best there is... past, present and future! Ohhhhh yeahhhh!

Expect the unexpected in the kingdom of madness!

Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion, Oooooh yeeeah!

The madness is runnin' wild!

Be a burst of joy.

Much less than a man, a little bit more than a jackal! This is the person without compassion!

Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake it for the genuine article.

The gods were there to do the duties of a megaphone, because who else would people listen to?

In life, no two days are the same for me. It's like a snowflake.

The worst loss you've ever experienced is the greatest gift you can have.

It was a very odd transition I guess because I didn't really intend for it to happen; it wasn't a goal of mine to end up in Hollywood and do anything other than sportscasting.

Dreams come true if you survive the hard times!

A saved soul has many sorrows. They have their share of bereavements, deaths, disappointments , crosses. What shall enable a believer to bear all this? Nothing but the consolation there is in Christ.

I'm really a director's actor. I rely heavily on a director.