Just because something is typed-whether it is typed on a business card or typed in a newspaper or book-this does not mean that it is true.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

I am forever grateful for not knowing—What would have been. WHAT WILL BE holds none of those bittersweet pangs and it is lit w joy.

Finish the most important tasks and stop wasting time on irrelevant activities.

Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Establishing lasting peace is the work of education all politics can do is keep us out of war.

The first thing a man must do if he desires to be used in the Lord's work, is to make an unconditional surrender of himself to God.

Happiness is fugitive; dissatisfaction and boredom are real.

That's an area of particular satisfaction, where we made a difference?

There's a lot of good things about England, but I don't want to tell you too many of them.

Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!