Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.

The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to.

Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.

We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork.

The figures looked more or less human. And they were engaged in religion. You could tell by the knives (it's not murder if you do it for a god).

When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary.

There’s no point in believing in things that exist.

The beauty of blue water touches my heart and lovingly invites me to swim with her.

Trust is like blood pressure. It’s silent, vital to good health, and if abused, it can be deadly.

If we forgive other people, our hearts are made fit to receive forgiveness.

Sammy Lee is another inbred player

I always thought we were selling dreams, not clothes

I was always interested - I mean, it's kind of part of your job - I was always interested in the camera.

I know that the arms of friendship are long enough to reach from the one end of the world to the other

Woe to him that claims obedience when it is not due; woe to him that refuses it when it is.

Life is bristling with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to cultivate one's garden.

Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington's diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it.