Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks

Love without pain is like the earth without rain.It wouldn't be the same, it would die to quickly and people would be helpless

It was a vast, luminous dream in which his whole life seemed to stretch out before him like a landscape on a summer evening after rain

So you tied the dead to alive person and now...YOu have just prepared the alive to be the 5 victim!

I believe that never was a country better adapted to produce a great race of women than this Canada of ours, nor a race of women better adapted to make a great country.

Think colour! Know how to imagine it!

Live right, he reminded himself, and have faith that good things will flow from you even if you never learn of them.

Seventy is old enough. After that there is too much risk.

A grievance is a political action. It's not just African-Americans.

Clothes should just be like a beautiful setting for a jewel: They should offset you.

"Face the brutes." That is a lesson for all life-face the terrible, face it boldly. Like the monkeys, the hardships of life fall back when we cease to flee before them.