Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.

We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!

There ain't no me if there ain't no you.

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!

If this is going to be my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.

The llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat With an indolent expression and an undulating throat - Like an unsuccessful literary man.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I would love to write and produce. I feel as if as an actor I'm just a small part you have to multi-task to survive in the entertainment industry.

My skin is more beautiful than yours. I would be quite more popular in jail if I so chose.

You are a paintbrush in hands of the Artist.

We corrupt the Word of God most dangerously, when we throw any doubt on the plenary inspiration of any part of Holy Scripture.

Sometimes when the going gets tough, people give up.

You can change. You can 'come unto Christ, and be perfected in him.'

Remorse is the pain of sin.

Ignorant power is a bane!