Just doing any kind of work - even an interview for breakfast television - makes me feel happy.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

When life pushes you down, just roll with the storm, because at one point you'll push life right back.

A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites them to think something else.

A national debt if it is not excessive will be to us a national blessing.

Ambition is pitiless. Any merit that it cannot use it finds despicable.

Some people's measure of success is how much they can grab hold of and hold on to.

Instead of taxing rich people, governments borrow from them, and pay them interest for the privilege.

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.

What would you do if you had to choose?

I mean you've got a conservative and right-winged press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum.

Your success is no longer about your ability to do what you are told, and do it well.