Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Oh, poor, poor fellow!' said Mrs. Elliot with a remorse that was sincere, though her congratulations would not have been.

After 9/11, whatever the evidence of intelligence failures, many people still saw that attack as almost unimaginable, so brutal and brazen an assault.

Success in business depends more on relationships than spreadsheets.

Flattery, if judiciously administered, is always acceptable, however much we may despise the flatterer.

Everyone is doing their job within a system. Even the revolutionaries are in a system.

To exaggerate is to weaken.

I love being a mother. I loved being a daughter, a sister, a wife. I love being a woman with men. I love having given birth.

Solutions to problems often depend upon how they're defined.

In the New World, happiness is enforced.

The adequate study of culture, our own and those on the opposite side of the globe, can press on to fulfillment only as we learn today from the humanities as well as from the scientists.