Just find what works for you, what style suits you best, and just be confident enough to rock it.

I never, ever thought I would be able to grow a beard like I have now. I think it's gonna be here for a little minute. Fear the beard, hopefully.

I pretty much look like an identical twin of my mom.

All things being equal, why not be married to a rich man? (Somewhere, Hannah thinks, there must be a needlepoint pillow asking this very question in a cleverer way.)

True wealth, success, and happiness can only be achieved by balancing our business life with the duty we have to our self and to our family.

You saw where I come from. No matter what I do or how I act, I'll always be the scum of the earth. I am who I am, and there's nothing you or anybody else can do to change that.

sometimes is good to be in patience, it can be mean understand, sometimes patience can describe as sacrifice, but everytime it hurting ourself

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.

The same man cannot well be skilled in everything; each has his special excellence.

The very fact that we make such a to-do over golden weddings indicates our amazement at human endurance. The celebration is more in the nature of a reward for stamina.

Humans consist of body, mind and imagination. Our bodies are faulty, our minds untrustworthy, but our imagination has made us remarkable.

Sometimes you really dig a girl, the moment you kiss her, And then you get distracted by her older sister.

The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.