Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Decide what your truth is. Then live it.

Life is pure loving intelligence. There are no mistakes.

To be at peace, does not mean that you are amiss of every storm, it only means that you can find a calm within the storm.

Be a creator, not a reactor.

The outstanding doctor constantly emphasized the humanitarian aspect of medical care.

A shady friend for torrid days Is easier to find Than one of higher temperature For frigid hour of mind.

The time has come, I think, when we must recognize bisexuality as a normal form of human behavior.

The human sigh for peace and love is answered and compensated by divine love.

To me, education is the way out of poverty. And it is the only way.

I couldn't find a group that wanted to do what I wanted to do. No one was really up for it.