"Just leave me alone, I want to be alone," she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.

One of the best lovers in Hollywood. What would a title like that encompass exactly? she wondered. Technique? Enthusiasm? Or was it more about equipment?

You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”“How does McDonald’s sound?”“Inadequate.

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”“What do you think?”“Then I’m not going to let you go.

Put me down, I’m too heavy.”“You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.

She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.

Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, ” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.

Forgive me for being the stupidest man on the planet?”“Careful. You’re talking about the man I love.

New hair, new clothes-the classic relationship break-up makeover, " Jake said. breaking up with Sam. He just didn't know it.

Don’t freak out, I’m getting into the bed, ” he said.

Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.

The first thing to do after you get fired is to discover God

Not the eyes, but the heart sees the beauty.

Better to be safe than to be sorry' is a remark of value only when these are the actual alternatives.

The degree of sympathy we feel regarding another's fiasco is directly proportional to how easy or difficult it is for us to imagine ourselves, under like circumstances, making a similar mistake.

Everything good needs replacing

Silence is not only never thirsty, but also never brings pain or sorrow.

I want my personal life to be personal... And I don't care if you're talking about things that are true, you're still talking about my personal life.

If people don't want to go to the picture, nobody can stop them.

I don't choose my friends based on how they treat each other, I choose them based on how they treat me.

The average person's idea of a great man, rather than one who serves, is of one who succeeds in getting himself served.