Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

If anyone has seen success and failure on a global stage, it's my friend Steve Forbes.

Fighting for identity is something that is very much in my life.

We're all strange inside. We learn how to disguise our differences as we grow up.

I don't think I've reached perfection by any stretch of the imagination, but maybe someday I'll become a perfectionist.

Actors tend to not know how their performances are going to actually be used. Even though the script says one thing, in the edit, it can be something else.

As soon as the Cross ceases to be to us, first of all, the place of utmost shame and contempt, we make the Cross of Christ of none effect.

Enjoy the insult as you deliver it, before you learn its cost.

You're able to do more when you're not clouded with wasted anxiety.

I am inspired when I see goodness in other people. I am inspired by hard work and honesty. And I am inspired by nature.