Just reflecting on the fact that when the Universe punches you in the teeth, it never just lets you fall down. It kicks you in the ribs a couple of times and dumps mud on your head.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

To be calm and compassionate you need courage and conviction.

Everyone prays to his own god, that's why miracles happen to some and not to others

We're going to start the game at nil-nil and go out and try to get some goals.

I don't associate much with anybody. I'm not big on all the teachings and groups and being a part of something, I guess.

Whether or not you could actually increase the size of the force is something that will have to be determined.

It is impossible to be both selfish and happy.

I've just sort of jumped into relationships and moved in with people way too soon.

Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not accompanied by crime? It is not the object of debauchery that excites us, rather the idea of evil.

Potentially, America is really the greatest, but it's not yet, I don't think. It's too much like an old-fashioned empire, waving the stick and dropping too many bombs on too many people.

Artists are magicians and I definitely think John Lennon was a Wizard.