Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Do you want to know what one of the secrets to achieving all of your goals is? You’ve got to be committed.

Whether you're scared of getting into a relationship; or taking the new job; or a confrontation - you have to size fear up.

All individuals have the same value, not to be determined by market price. They're made in the image and likeness of God.

What most clearly characterizes true freedom and its true employment is its misemployment.

[Optimism] acts as a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I've lived such a great, fantastic life already, but there's still so much more.

A joyful heart is more easily made perfect than a downcast one.

You must have your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.

For everybody in their busy lives, you need to invest in sharpening your tools, and you need to invest in longevity.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.