Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

Being a hero doesn’t mean you’re invincible. It just means that you’re brave enough to stand up and do what’s needed.

I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts" - Leo Valdez

I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. “Who are you?” “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man!” Leo said. “I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

You must forge your own path for it to mean anything.

Leo: Rainbows. Very macho. Annabeth: Butch is our best equestrian, he gets along great with the pegasi. Leo: Rainbows, ponies... Butch: I'm gonna toss you off this chariot.

It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.

Character is less about what we do wrong And All about what we make right....

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British which amazes Americans who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.

With Urban Secrets, I just really liked the idea of wandering around chatting to people.

In his fairy dreams of war [Thaddeus] always made conquest the sure end of his battles.

Nothing is more detestable than a professed declaimer who retails his discourses as a quack does his medicines.

I don't know what's better: getting laid or getting paid. I just know when I'm getting one, the other's getting away.

What is Truth? Truth is the attribute of when the human heart marries the love of God, and the result is passion for your spiritual path.

I just keep thinking of how many times I've heard Ferguson effect. And I've heard it because of protests, officers are afraid to do their job because of - because of a YouTube effect.

For me, prayer is an upward leap of the heart, an untroubled glance towards heaven, a cry of gratitude and love which I utter from the depths of sorrow as well as from the heights of joy.

Let us kill all lawyers