Just remember, we're all in this alone.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

I'm always inspired by people who have really cool Twitter profiles.

Success is achieved twice. Once in the mind and the second time in the real world.

So many girls have become famous for literally nothing - other than falling out of clubs in shocking clothing or going out with a different person every week.

I am getting sick of people. I am falling in love with things. They hold their tongues.

Any coach worth his salt will take a look at that and say, 'I'll take my chances with that'

Remember that only God can judge us; forget the haters, because Somebody loves you.

I like Manchester, Birmingham. I really find this place very nice. Loved Australia. I thought that was awesome.

I don't think we should base so much on weight, muscles, and a good hair day, but when it happens, it's nice. It really is.

Even through the hollow eyes of death I spy life peering.