Just so you know: if a rakshasa shows up, I left my sword in the car.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Is it better to have something perfect that doesn't fit or something imperfect that fits?

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Sunsets and death; death and therefore kisses, kisses and consequently birth and then death for yet another generation of sunset watchers.

Like all of you I'm angry. I'm angry at what's happening to our nation. Citizens, it's time to take our country back.

Patience; this is the greatest business asset. Wait for the right time to make your moves.

I'm tired. I am old and I have never quit pursuing my goals. I am heavily involved in real estate right now, but I am trying to get out of it altogether, I am just tired.

It's very important to know the neighbor next door and the people down the street and the people in another race.

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.

Quality rather than quantity distinguishes the master.

The books that matter to me...are those that galvanize something inside me. I read books to read myself.