Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.

How much better a man feels when he is mixed with halibut and leg of mutton and roebuck

And the drops of rain. They are delicate, at first, their splashes graceful against pavement. Soon, though, the soft patter grows into a furious storm.

An artist has to take life as he finds it. Life by itself is formless wherever it is. Art must give it form.

Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane.

Everybody now thinks that Nashville is the coolest city in America.

It's very tough when two creative people are together.

Major flaw in government arise from a fear of making radical internal changes even though a need is clearly seen.

Writing well means never having to say, 'I guess you had to be there.'

I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey when I get tickled - woo-hoo!

Teams do not go physically flat, they go mentally stale.