Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

When I want to be reminded of stupidity, especially my own, I turn on the TV.

His love is like an unquenchable fire and He refreshes with living waters. I thirst daily and go to the well to drink and be consumed

Our government, media houses, schools, must focus on creating a new culture in our society.

Oh don't tell me of facts - I never believe in facts you know Canning said nothing was so fallacious as facts except figures.

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on.

I have a friend who lives by a three-word philosophy: Seize the Moment. Just possibly, she may be the wisest woman on this planet.

All stable processes we shall predict. All unstable processes we shall control.

People often imagine that being hard to please confers a certain superiority.

Believe me, the gods spare the afflicted, and do not always oppress those who are unfortunate.

Of all human ills, greatest is fortune's wayward tyranny.